New baby
What to write on a new baby balloon
For the hospital room, the front porch, or the box the balloons arrive in.
34 messages below. The shortest is “Say hello” at 9 characters, which fits every balloon on this site; the longest needs a 24" bubble or a card.
Written for a specific person
These pages have new baby messages that name the relationship, rather than the general ones below.
classic new baby messages
The straight version. Nobody has ever been annoyed to receive one.
Say hello
9 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
It's a boy
10 characters · fits a 11" latex
It's a girl
11 characters · fits a 11" latex
Here at last
12 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
The best news
13 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Well done, Mom
14 characters · fits a 11" latex
A whole new person
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
Welcome, little one
19 characters · fits a 11" latex
Welcome to the world
20 characters · fits a 11" latex
Congratulations, new parents
28 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Congratulations on your little one
34 characters · fits a 20" bubble
heartfelt new baby messages
Says the actual thing. Best on a bigger balloon where the words have room.
Made with love
14 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Tiny and perfect
16 characters · fits a 11" latex
Two became three
16 characters · fits a 11" latex
You were amazing
16 characters · fits a 11" latex
Proud of you, sis
17 characters · fits a 11" latex
Best parents already
20 characters · fits a 11" latex
New mom, absolute hero
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
You were made for this
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Your baby, my favorite
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Strongest person we know
24 characters · fits a 16" bubble
My sister, somebody's mom
25 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Rest now. You did the hard part
31 characters · fits a 18" foil round
You are going to be great at this
33 characters · fits a 20" bubble
funny new baby messages
Lands best with people who would rather be teased than complimented.
Hello, tiny human
17 characters · fits a 11" latex
My sister is a mom
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
The team just grew
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
Auntie duties start now
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Nothing will be the same
24 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Call me at 3am, I mean it
25 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Congratulations, you three
26 characters · fits a 20" bubble
You made a whole person. Well done
34 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Sleep is overrated. Congratulations
35 characters · fits a 20" bubble
New baby, new chaos. Congratulations
36 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Will it fit?
Every message above lists its character count. Match it against what you are ordering.