Retirement
What to write on a retirement balloon
Last day energy, without being the fourth person to write "enjoy the golf".
33 messages below. The shortest is “Retired” at 7 characters, which fits every balloon on this site; the longest needs a 24" bubble or a card.
Written for a specific person
These pages have retirement messages that name the relationship, rather than the general ones below.
classic retirement messages
The straight version. Nobody has ever been annoyed to receive one.
Retired
7 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Go enjoy it
11 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Happy Retirement
16 characters · fits a 11" latex
Put your feet up
16 characters · fits a 11" latex
Well earned rest
16 characters · fits a 11" latex
Congratulations on retiring
27 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Thanks for everything. Enjoy it
31 characters · fits a 18" foil round
heartfelt retirement messages
Says the actual thing. Best on a bigger balloon where the words have room.
Big shoes to fill
17 characters · fits a 11" latex
Time is yours now
17 characters · fits a 11" latex
Enjoy every bit of it
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
You gave it everything
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Nobody is replacing you
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Nobody deserves this more
25 characters · fits a 16" bubble
The best boss to work for
25 characters · fits a 16" bubble
The rest is the good part
25 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Best colleague we ever had
26 characters · fits a 16" bubble
You earned every day of this
28 characters · fits a 18" foil round
You worked hard for all of us
29 characters · fits a 18" foil round
The office will not be the same
31 characters · fits a 18" foil round
funny retirement messages
Lands best with people who would rather be teased than complimented.
No more Mondays
15 characters · fits a 11" latex
Done with alarms
16 characters · fits a 11" latex
Clock out for good
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
Who do we ask now?
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
Every day is Saturday
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
No more meetings, ever
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
The desk will miss you
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
No more work talk, ever
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Now the fun starts, Dad
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Now the fun starts, Mom
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Officially off the clock
24 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Now we can actually meet up
27 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Dad, you are officially free
28 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Mom, you are officially free
28 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Will it fit?
Every message above lists its character count. Match it against what you are ordering.