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Retirement

What to write on a retirement balloon

Last day energy, without being the fourth person to write "enjoy the golf".

33 messages below. The shortest is Retired at 7 characters, which fits every balloon on this site; the longest needs a 24" bubble or a card.

Written for a specific person

These pages have retirement messages that name the relationship, rather than the general ones below.

classic retirement messages

The straight version. Nobody has ever been annoyed to receive one.

  • Retired

    7 characters · fits a letter balloon banner

  • Go enjoy it

    11 characters · fits a letter balloon banner

  • Happy Retirement

    16 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • Put your feet up

    16 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • Well earned rest

    16 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • Congratulations on retiring

    27 characters · fits a 20" bubble

  • Thanks for everything. Enjoy it

    31 characters · fits a 18" foil round

heartfelt retirement messages

Says the actual thing. Best on a bigger balloon where the words have room.

  • Big shoes to fill

    17 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • Time is yours now

    17 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • Enjoy every bit of it

    21 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • You gave it everything

    22 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Nobody is replacing you

    23 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Nobody deserves this more

    25 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • The best boss to work for

    25 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • The rest is the good part

    25 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Best colleague we ever had

    26 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • You earned every day of this

    28 characters · fits a 18" foil round

  • You worked hard for all of us

    29 characters · fits a 18" foil round

  • The office will not be the same

    31 characters · fits a 18" foil round

funny retirement messages

Lands best with people who would rather be teased than complimented.

  • No more Mondays

    15 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • Done with alarms

    16 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • Clock out for good

    18 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • Who do we ask now?

    18 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • Every day is Saturday

    21 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • No more meetings, ever

    22 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • The desk will miss you

    22 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • No more work talk, ever

    23 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Now the fun starts, Dad

    23 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Now the fun starts, Mom

    23 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Officially off the clock

    24 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Now we can actually meet up

    27 characters · fits a 18" foil round

  • Dad, you are officially free

    28 characters · fits a 18" foil round

  • Mom, you are officially free

    28 characters · fits a 18" foil round

Will it fit?

Every message above lists its character count. Match it against what you are ordering.

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