Valentine's Day
What to write on a Valentine's Day balloon
Romantic, funny, or deliberately unserious — pick a lane and commit.
33 messages below. The shortest is “XOXO” at 4 characters, which fits every balloon on this site; the longest needs a 24" bubble or a card.
Written for a specific person
These pages have Valentine's Day messages that name the relationship, rather than the general ones below.
classic Valentine's Day messages
The straight version. Nobody has ever been annoyed to receive one.
XOXO
4 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Be Mine
7 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Happy Valentine's
17 characters · fits a 11" latex
Happy Galentine's Day
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Happy Valentine's Day
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
My valentine, obviously
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
heartfelt Valentine's Day messages
Says the actual thing. Best on a bigger balloon where the words have room.
Love you
8 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
All yours
9 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
You and me
10 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
You make it easy
16 characters · fits a 11" latex
Yours, obviously
16 characters · fits a 11" latex
My favorite human
17 characters · fits a 11" latex
Nobody else, ever
17 characters · fits a 11" latex
Choosing you daily
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
Best thing I ever did
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Still crazy about you
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
I'd pick you every time
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
funny Valentine's Day messages
Lands best with people who would rather be teased than complimented.
My actual valentine
19 characters · fits a 11" latex
Roses are expensive
19 characters · fits a 11" latex
Friends over flowers
20 characters · fits a 11" latex
Best swipe of my life
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Love you, platonically
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Love you more than snacks
25 characters · fits a 16" bubble
This is cheaper than flowers
28 characters · fits a 18" foil round
cheeky Valentine's Day messages
Affectionate insult territory. Know your audience.
Keeping you
11 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Still got it
12 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Come here often?
16 characters · fits a 11" latex
You're stuck with me
20 characters · fits a 11" latex
Put up with me forever?
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
short Valentine's Day messages
Under twenty characters, for latex balloons and single-line vinyl.
Lucky me
8 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
I love you
10 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
You, always
11 characters · fits a 11" latex
You're my favorite
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
Will it fit?
Every message above lists its character count. Match it against what you are ordering.