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cheeky balloon messages

Affectionate insult territory. Know your audience.

Birthday

  • Happy birthday, hubby

    21 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Happy birthday, wifey

    21 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Bro, you're getting old

    23 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Happy birthday, you menace

    26 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Sis, you're the favorite. Sorry

    31 characters · fits a 18" foil round

  • Grew up with you, still like you

    32 characters · fits a 18" foil round

  • Older than the house. Happy birthday

    36 characters · fits a 20" bubble

All birthday messages

Anniversary

  • Thanks for staying

    18 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • Still the best couple here

    26 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Stuck with me. Happy anniversary

    32 characters · fits a 18" foil round

All anniversary messages

Wedding

  • No refunds

    10 characters · fits a letter balloon banner

  • You picked well

    15 characters · fits a 11" latex

All wedding messages

Promotion

  • They finally caught on

    22 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • About time they noticed

    23 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • They finally read your emails

    29 characters · fits a 18" foil round

All promotion messages

Valentine's Day

  • Keeping you

    11 characters · fits a letter balloon banner

  • Still got it

    12 characters · fits a letter balloon banner

  • Come here often?

    16 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • You're stuck with me

    20 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • Put up with me forever?

    23 characters · fits a 16" bubble

All Valentine's Day messages

Welcome home

  • The bed missed you most

    23 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Missed you more than I'd admit

    30 characters · fits a 18" foil round

All welcome home messages

Get well

  • Do as the doctor says

    21 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Coming over whether you like it or not

    38 characters · fits a 20" bubble

All get well messages

Good luck

  • Luck is for other people

    24 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Worst case, we get drinks

    25 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • Family is watching, no pressure

    31 characters · fits a 18" foil round

All good luck messages

Gender reveal

  • We know, you don't

    18 characters · fits a 11" latex

  • Half of you are wrong

    21 characters · fits a 16" bubble

All gender reveal messages

Graduation

  • Go and do something with it

    27 characters · fits a 18" foil round

All graduation messages

New job

  • The good one is leaving

    23 characters · fits a 16" bubble

  • You talked yourself into this

    29 characters · fits a 18" foil round

All new job messages