tone
funny balloon messages
Lands best with people who would rather be teased than complimented.
Birthday
Go big
6 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Birthday royalty
16 characters · fits a 11" latex
Best desk neighbor
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
Glad you were born
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
Even bosses get cake
20 characters · fits a 11" latex
Older, still handsome
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Happy birthday, legend
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Best brother, obviously
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
No homework today, surely
25 characters · fits a 16" bubble
My oldest partner in crime
26 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Best sister in the business
27 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Cake first, questions later
27 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Still the best cook we know
27 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Our favorite fixer of things
28 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Mom, you deserve the whole cake
31 characters · fits a 18" foil round
The man, the myth, the birthday
31 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Happy birthday. Drinks are on me
32 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Years of nonsense. Happy birthday
33 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Happy birthday. Take the afternoon
34 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Mom, you're why we turned out okay
34 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Officially older, still the fun one
35 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Happy birthday, Dad. No chores today
36 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Happy birthday to my emergency contact
38 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Happy birthday to the original dad joke
39 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Anniversary
No regrets
10 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Two of a kind
13 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Goals, honestly
15 characters · fits a 11" latex
Glad I swiped right
19 characters · fits a 11" latex
Same time next year?
20 characters · fits a 11" latex
New baby
Hello, tiny human
17 characters · fits a 11" latex
My sister is a mom
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
The team just grew
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
Auntie duties start now
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Nothing will be the same
24 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Call me at 3am, I mean it
25 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Congratulations, you three
26 characters · fits a 20" bubble
You made a whole person. Well done
34 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Sleep is overrated. Congratulations
35 characters · fits a 20" bubble
New baby, new chaos. Congratulations
36 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Gender reveal
Pop it and see
14 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Place your bets
15 characters · fits a 11" latex
Pop to find out
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One pop and we know
19 characters · fits a 11" latex
Blue or pink, we win
20 characters · fits a 11" latex
Guess before it pops
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Team blue or team pink
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Mom and dad already know
24 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Graduation
Nailed it
9 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Hat in the air
14 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Cap, gown, done
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Done and dusted
15 characters · fits a 11" latex
Officially done
15 characters · fits a 11" latex
School is out forever
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
The hard part is over
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Smartest one in the family
26 characters · fits a 16" bubble
You survived. Congratulations
29 characters · fits a 20" bubble
First round is on the graduate
30 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Go be brilliant somewhere else now
34 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Retirement
No more Mondays
15 characters · fits a 11" latex
Done with alarms
16 characters · fits a 11" latex
Clock out for good
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
Who do we ask now?
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
Every day is Saturday
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
No more meetings, ever
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
The desk will miss you
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
No more work talk, ever
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Now the fun starts, Dad
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Now the fun starts, Mom
23 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Officially off the clock
24 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Now we can actually meet up
27 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Dad, you are officially free
28 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Mom, you are officially free
28 characters · fits a 18" foil round
New job
Go get it
9 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Knock them out
14 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Don't forget us
15 characters · fits a 11" latex
New job, same legend
20 characters · fits a 11" latex
Text me how day one goes
24 characters · fits a 16" bubble
They have no idea what is coming
32 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Good luck
Smash it
8 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Go get it
9 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Go get 'em
10 characters · fits a 11" latex
Go on then
10 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Break a leg
11 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Own the room
12 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Go get it, bro
14 characters · fits a 11" latex
Go get it, sis
14 characters · fits a 11" latex
Text me the second it is over
29 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Whatever happens, dinner is on me
33 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Promotion
Moving up
9 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
You did that
12 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Our kid, promoted
17 characters · fits a 11" latex
Big title, same you
19 characters · fits a 11" latex
Officially in charge
20 characters · fits a 11" latex
Dating a big deal now
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
The corner office awaits
24 characters · fits a 16" bubble
More money, more meetings
25 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Buying the first round, boss
28 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Congratulations
Take a bow
10 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Get in there
12 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
That is huge
12 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Look at you go
14 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
You did the thing
17 characters · fits a 11" latex
Big news, big balloon
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
My friend did a big thing
25 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Get well
Your desk is untouched
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Bringing snacks tomorrow
24 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Doctor's orders: nothing
24 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Taking it easy is the job now
29 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Hospital food is the worst part
31 characters · fits a 18" foil round
The house is boring without you
31 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Nobody is covering your shift well
34 characters · fits a 20" bubble
Thank you
Legend
6 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
We owe you one
14 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Thanks for the rescue
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
You spoiled us rotten
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Thanks for putting up with us
29 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Valentine's Day
Lucky me
8 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
My actual valentine
19 characters · fits a 11" latex
Roses are expensive
19 characters · fits a 11" latex
Friends over flowers
20 characters · fits a 11" latex
Best swipe of my life
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Love you, platonically
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Love you more than snacks
25 characters · fits a 16" bubble
This is cheaper than flowers
28 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Mother's Day
Mom of the year
15 characters · fits a 11" latex
Mom, sit down today
19 characters · fits a 11" latex
Mom, take the day off
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Flowers die, balloons float
27 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Father's Day
Top dad
7 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
The original
12 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
No jobs today
13 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Today you pick
14 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Dad of the year
15 characters · fits a 11" latex
Grandpa, the original
21 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Number one dad, officially
26 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Welcome home
About time
10 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
We kept your seat
17 characters · fits a 11" latex
Kettle is already on
20 characters · fits a 11" latex
We managed, just about
22 characters · fits a 16" bubble
The house missed you too
24 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Drinks tonight, obviously
25 characters · fits a 16" bubble
The house missed the noise
26 characters · fits a 16" bubble
Nothing changed, we promise
27 characters · fits a 18" foil round
The group chat is not enough
28 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Your room is exactly the same
29 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Everything is where you left it
31 characters · fits a 18" foil round
Wedding
Finally
7 characters · fits a letter balloon banner
Eat, drink, dance
17 characters · fits a 11" latex
Here comes the fun
18 characters · fits a 11" latex
My friend is married
20 characters · fits a 11" latex